I want one for the home, one for the office, one for the car and one for camping next to or under infrastructure, such as railway bridges or drains.
Follow the money!
Don't forget the reflected sunlight from the tinfoil hat the driver will undoubtably be wearing!
Snork. When will it show up on the Home Shopping Network? E-Bay? craigslist?
I'll get it if it come's with a free set of Steak knives.
And where is the stevenson screen?